physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I am available for nakedness
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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