so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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