She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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