in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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