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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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