When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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