we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
