Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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