They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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