I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm bleeding and have questions
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
