Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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