Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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