You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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