i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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