I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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