I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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