dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Randomize
