the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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