Welp...herpes.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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