the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
