They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm sobbing to NWA
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
