**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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