Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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