Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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