I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just google imaged poop.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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