everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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