You made me cry and you don't even care
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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