I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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