If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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