The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
