Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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