Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
