I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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