Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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