Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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