i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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