Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do vagina's smell?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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