what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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