I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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