I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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