I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
