I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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