Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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