Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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