You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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