he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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