Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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