On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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