Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
