out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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