was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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